Wild Mint — Fitted Tee

The magazine promises to tell you what your choice of breakfast says about your future. You have already eaten breakfast, which gives the exercise a pleasing air of scientific neutrality. You turn to the relevant page. Apparently things are about to improve for people who chose toast.

You are not above this. You have been above quite a lot this week, and the view was poor. Today you would like to sit by the open door in the green patterned tee, read a highly questionable piece of advice, and see which of the expensive rooms in the back you would rearrange first.

The quiz becomes involved. One answer is obviously the flattering one, but it requires you to claim that you enjoy organizing group holidays. You read it again, wondering whether the other half of the sentence can be separated from this unfortunate commitment. Eventually you choose the answer about making things. You have made tea, which should count.

There are pages you skip and pages you read twice. A photograph of an enormous bathroom holds your attention for reasons that would be difficult to explain to the person who designed it. Where do they put the bin? You look carefully. You become increasingly certain that the bathroom is concealing its bin from you.

At the end, your result recommends a little more spontaneity. You take this under consideration, turn back to the rooms, and move an imaginary chair away from a window. It was blocking a very good view.

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