The Sofa Takes Sides — Heavyweight Crewneck

A pale-lilac sofa spreads across the front of this moss-green crewneck design, taking a remarkably partisan approach to seating. Its cushions have gathered beneath one reclining person in a soft little hill. At the other end, a second person occupies the remaining corner with the quiet determination of someone who arrived five minutes too late.

Early in a relationship, you ask whether the other person is comfortable. Later, you learn the exact shape your body must take to fit around their established television position. This can involve one unsupported elbow and a knee with its own weather. You say you're fine. For reasons you cannot entirely explain, you mostly are.

A long orange blanket crosses the scene, covering the hill generously and making a brief appearance on the other person's leg. They have chosen a film together. They may negotiate the furniture after the opening credits.

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