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    • Washed Black Color. Front and back of a washed-black heavyweight tee with a CURRENT archival tab and a field route that ignores the official manual.

      Keep for Reference, Ignore in Practice — Heavyweight Tee

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      Keep for Reference, Ignore in Practice — Heavyweight Tee

      Regular price $85.00 USD
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    • Oxblood Color. Front and back of an oxblood crewneck with a locked calibration dial and a grid bending around a scene that will not align.

      Please Do Not Adjust the Narrative — Heavyweight Crewneck

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      Please Do Not Adjust the Narrative — Heavyweight Crewneck

      Regular price $118.00 USD
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    • Slate Blue Color. Front and back of a slate-blue low-profile cap with a question-mark location pin and the phrase Current location: metaphorical.

      Current Location: Metaphorical — Low-Profile Cap

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      Current Location: Metaphorical — Low-Profile Cap

      Regular price $65.00 USD
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    • Front and back of a Washed Stone pullover hoodie, with a sleeping dormouse on russet leaves inside an upturned yellow umbrella with a blue hooked handle on the back.

      Scheduled Maintenance for the Self — Pullover Hoodie

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      Scheduled Maintenance for the Self — Pullover Hoodie

      Regular price $128.00 USD
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    • Front and back of a Washed Black oversized tee, with a natural speckled bird perched on a cream telephone receiver and a loose coiled cord ending below it on the back.

      Please Hold Your Position — Oversized Tee

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      Please Hold Your Position — Oversized Tee

      Regular price $85.00 USD
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    • Front and back of a Blank Profile Mineral Gray oversized tee, with one coral dahlia across the compartments of an open ochre box on the front and a plain back.

      Personality Currently Backordered — Oversized Tee

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      Personality Currently Backordered — Oversized Tee

      Regular price $85.00 USD
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    • Front and rear views of a black low-profile cap with a small exit icon and an instructional arrow path.

      Instructions Elsewhere — Low-Profile Cap

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      Instructions Elsewhere — Low-Profile Cap

      Regular price $38.00 USD
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    • Front and back of an Ecru crewneck sweatshirt, with a cream platter whose blue floral vine crosses its rim and continues onto a nearby spoon on the back.

      Terms May Apply — Heavyweight Crewneck

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      Terms May Apply — Heavyweight Crewneck

      Regular price $118.00 USD
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    • Front and back of a slate-blue low-profile cap with a tiny pull-tab icon and a perforated seal ending near the rear closure.

      Approximately Ready — Low-Profile Cap

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      Approximately Ready — Low-Profile Cap

      Regular price $38.00 USD
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