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The one sitting in the chair has noticed that a plant behind the interviewer is artificial and is trying not to become too interested in that.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTell us about a challenge.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThere are several available. I choose one with a satisfactory ending. I was not quite as central to that ending as I sound, but everyone who was has a job already. The more recent challenge, involving a difficult email and a profoundly disappointing sandwich, lacks the required structure.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhat do you do outside work?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eQuite a lot, some of it unproductive in ways I treasure. I read slowly when I like a sentence. I argue about music with people whose opinions I enjoy disputing. Occasionally I spend an afternoon accomplishing almost nothing and arrive home in a much better mood. 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